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The Mathematics

Strange being that Men don't yet (and probably never will) understand. Can be subdivided into various groups, including:

Horsey-type, Amazons, ARRSE-Maidens and Hippocrocagrillapig.

Some are definitely Up for it and require the immediate application of a good seeing to.

Interestingly the only question that the great Chinese philosopher and wise guy Confucius couldn't answer was one posed by a disciple who asked;

'"Master. What do women want?"

The great man stroked his beard for a few hours and replied

'"Fcuked if I know mate" Chinese.

Also see women