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Wankatoriums
See also Jizznasiums: a private and secluded area where Soldiers retire to have a wank.
It should be noted that in the vivid imagination of some squaddies private and secluded areas can and do include the following:
The Bogs.
An Army issue Sleeping Bag together with the Mark 1 Wank sock.
An unlocked bathroom: see danger wank.
The drivers compartment of a Warrior.
A sanger whilst on stag.
Any other area in which it is possible to produce the ol' todger with an intent to thrap one out.
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