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One of the great joys of using Arrse, is watching site users develop an intense hatred for each other, due to mutual misunderstanding, ignorance, or just good old-fashioned malevolence (and a little judicious shit-stirring from other users). In extreme cases this has led on to punching-stations, resulting in discrete little scuffles in carparks all over Britain.

Two famously chippy and pugnacious female users once conducted a savage online war on Christmas Day. Around about the time of day when normal folk were sleeping off the ale and listening to the Queen's speech, they escalated, and went into PM mode... The upshot was that they arranged to meet up in the car park of Fleet Services and slap it out in a storm of handbags,old tubes of lipstick and sex-aids.

Sadly, due to poor communications, one ended up in the North Bound car park and the other in the South bound. Poor form, damned poor form, not least because they didn't have the common f*cking decency to advertise the bout, thus depriving the other users of the chance to watch some blonde on blonde bitch fighting and organise a skip knee-deep in baby oil.

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