Useful Foreign Phrases
Choice obscenities for Deployments.
F*ck Beaconsfield, I can meet all your foreign-language requirements right here.
Need to know how to say "I spit on your Mother's Snatch" in Farsi?
Want to be chased through the Main Gate by machete-wielding cabbies on three continents?
If so, then you have come to the right place...
Airi Fe Sabahak = My dick on your forehead
Be kam foloose min chen bint segera = How much for the little girl ?
Fatah = Foreskin (considered a grave insult)
Zabourah = Penis, Cock, Dick
Enti jameel bil burkha = You look great in a burkha
Ibn sharmuta = Your mother's a whore (or, by extension, you're a bastard)
FocÃ¡il leat = Fuck off
BÃ â€˜do thost = Shut up
TÃ©igh trasna ort fÃ©in = Go fuck yourself
DÃul mÃ³ bhad = Suck my dick
TÃ¡ tÃº glan as do mheabhair = You're crazy
TÃ¡im ag teacht = I'm cuming
Is cuma liom sa diabhal = I don't give a damn
DÃºil mo bod = Suck my dick
DamnÃº air! = Shit/damn it!
Affenschwanz = Monkey-dick
Hau ab, Du Pfeife = Take a hike, dick
Wichser = Wanker
Ich finde Dich ScheiÃŸe =I think you're shit
arschloch = arsehole
arschficker = arsefucker
4. Persian. Be prepared for Dubya's next outing..
Kosefil - Elephant's Cunt kosskesh - pimp coony - Faggot kesafat - you dirty piece of shit
beshoor - no brained
madar kharbeh - mother fucker
an - diarhhea
kos-khol - sex crazy
amale - dirty piece of shit labor worker
khar - idiot
an damagh - booger
khange khodah - screw-up of god
antareh gav - "annoying cow"
bee-sharaf - [bad insult] Gendeh - Bitch or whore Pedar Sag - Your father is a dog Khar Coste - Your sister is a bitch Mardar Sag - Your mother is a dog
5. Russian. Please be careful with these: I do not want starting WW3 on my conscience.
Sooka = Bitch/traitor/whore
Yob tvoiu mat' - Fuck your mother
poshol na khui - Fuck off
kooshite govno ee oomeeite - eat shit and die
ya eemay-you o-chen balshoy jol-ty hoy - I have a big yellow dick
govno - shit
bliad - Oh shit or whore
Khui - cock
manda - cunt
sraka - an ass
mudak - an asshole
govniuk - shithead
Khuyesos' - cocksucker
6. Serbian. (For sheer f*cking weirdness, you can't beat these with a stick.)
Ni vreden pol kurca!= You ain't worth half a cock!
Ne vrediÅ¡ ni pola pizde vode!= You ain't worth half a cunt of water!
Majku mu ga!= Fuck your mother!
Jebem ti majku!, Jebem ti miÅ¡a! and Jebem ti kuÄ‡u poganu!= Fuck your mother! fuck your rat! fuck your infidel house! ( I think you really have to upset somebody to catch that little lot....)
And to finish off, a saying, although I am not quite sure in what context you would use this:
NaÅ¡e sreÄ‡i nigde kraja, grobari nam liÅ¾u jaja!= There's no end to our luck, the gravediggers are licking our balls!
It must be a Slivovitz thing.
Cago en tu leche = I shit in your milk
Hijo de la gran puta = Son of a great whore
Pinche pito de pitufo = Fucking smurf dick!
Beso negro = Rimming (lit. Black kiss)
Polla (poya) = Dick... Hmm, Last time I was in Spain, Pollo meant Chicken. Chupa la Polla = Suck my cock.. you mean suck my chicken? Reply: Notice the change in gender. Many a language student has popped in to the butchers, got his genders wrong and asked for large cock. That said, I guess that is significantly less embarrassing that asking a chick to suck your chicken, as you've pointed out. Here's another one:
Cojones (kohone ez) = Bollocks, but Cojines = Cushions and Cajones = drawers (as in 'chest of'). A minefield. And they say it's easy. Or, Conejos = rabbits. Having large rabbits is not considered a compliment in Spanish, unless you're a farmer.
CoÃ±o (connyoh) = Cunt, although reaonable acceptable in Spanish. A bit like fuck and can be good or bad.
Maricon = Gay
EspaÃ±oletta = Tit wank.
por el Culo = up the arrse.
Culero = Male homosexual.
Tortillera, manflor or marimacha = Female homosexual. (Regional differences, but if the bitch won't dance with you, go ahead and let loose...she'll get the message no matter where she's from.)
Culo del Mundo = Northern Ireland
Pajero = Wanker (which causes no end of amusement when someone drives by in a Mitsubishi Pajero)
de Puta Madre (of the mother whore) = by gosh pedro, that really is rather good. eg "dees Man Fat and Glow Beans eess de Puta Madre".
Puticlub = Brothel / Strip joint. Don't exist in a good Catholic country of course.
Vaya por chingada! = Go fuck yourself.
Pushti Malaka = Gay mother f*cker.
Seekteer git = fuck off
sik kafali = dick head
ibne = queer
pezavenk = pimp
amjik = pussy
Ladies and Gents, getting key local phrases weighed off demonstrates good "soft" skills.
Even the surliest of locals will break out into a winsome, gap-toothed grin when, in his native tongue, you aver that he sucks on his Mum's Lady-cock...
Jij bent een klootzak - You are an arsehole.
Ik ben geil! = I am horny.
Ik wel ja de hele nacht neuken zodat ze morgen niet meer kan lopen! = I am going to fcuk you all night so that you won't be able to walk in the morning.
Naar het hoer huis alstublieft (AUB) = Go to the whore house please.
Mijn vriend wilts U betalen. = My friend will pay you.
Je moeder heeft een snor = Your mother has a moustache
10. Pashto. For that moment in Helmand when you just gotta scratch that offensive itch. Southern/Kandahaari dialect.
Ta zmaa shadze uus yai = You're my wife now
Mutak = Wanker
Sta mor spay da = Your mother is a dog
more to be added...
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