Ugly (adjective) is the term used throughout the English speaking world as a description for people who may appear slightly lacking in the beauty department.
Often thought of as witches/wizards as they can alter levels of ugliness. This generally happens in drinking establishments, although it is heard of wherever alcohol based drinks are to be found. Found at the start of the night in suitably gloomy areas, as the depletion of Beer Tokens increases, the uglies gradually morph from unattractive into rather acceptable. Upon awakening in the morning, however, the ugliness will have returned, accompanied by a banging headache, and thoughts of 'oh sh*t, another minger - fcuking beer goggles.'
Common ways of describing people suffering from ugliness are as follows:
- 'She's got a face only a mother could love.'
- 'He's got a face like a slapped arse.'
- 'She must have fallen out of the ugly tree, hit every single ugly branch on the way down, before being run over by the big red ugly bus and dragged down a cobbled street for two miles.'
Never forget, though, the common belief that beauty is in the eye of the beholder (and I be-holdin-her so she's a fcukin stunner!).