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Tit Cricket

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Game played in crowded places.

The objective is to score runs by touching breasts in different ways:

  • Touch Breasts with back = 1 run
  • Touch Breasts with hands and she does not notice = 4 runs
  • Touch Breasts with hands and she notices = 6 runs

Alternative "Old School Rules"

  • Grab/Pinch/Squeeze of the bum : 1 run
  • Grab/touch breasts : 4 runs
  • Grab breast with both hands, place head in middle, and go wibble : 6 runs
  • Get slapped : Your out (but you oppo's must appeal)

Scoring multiple easy runs off a girl you know is not considered good form


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