Tink - Tinker
A lovable rogue with an 'Oirish' accent who always wants to "Re-lay your driveway coz it is subsiding" or " Your trees need cuttin' there Mister/Missus" or "Penny for the cause" or "Have ye seen the state of your roof? It's a disgrace so it is..."
Basically a Soap Dodger who apparently likes to travel in caravans (and not pay Council tax), shit all over the land around said caravan and rob peoples' gardens at night. Crime rates seem to rise 100% when the cheeky little monkies are in town, but of course "It's nuttin to do wit'us ya know?"
Oh and they call themselves Gypsies - which is not the case as they are not from Romania.