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The Lone Ranger

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Masked crime fighter in the old american west whose trousers were dangerously tight for spending all day in the saddle comfortably. His catchphrase was 'Hi Ho Silver, Away'. Silver being the name of his Horse.

Had Native American (Redskin) sidekick called Tonto who brought new meaning to the term surly.

Theme music to his 1950's tv show was the William Tell Overture.

Very likely having his backdoors kicked in by Tonto as soon as the cameras were off.

Far too many details to be found here

ALSO a hit song...

Quantum Jump - The Lone Ranger

Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Me Tonto Kimosabi, Me go and catchee baddy, Find him by the shady water, Deep within Apache forest, Find him scalp him eat him up for breakfast, Real good friend to Kimosabi, Save another silver bullet, Hi ho Silver away, Ride into tomorrow today, But who was that masked man you say, That was the Lone Ranger,

Fill up pipe of peace for Tonto, Kimosabi friend and brother, He smoke pipe of peace with Tonto, Put his mask on back to fronto,

Tonto fall about with laughter, He a head our great white brother, Even pass a tote to Silver, Mask man very untogether, Hi ho Silver away, Ride into tomorrow today, But who was that masked man you say, That was the Lone Ranger,

Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Tonto know that Kimosabi, Never ever have a woman, Tonto sometime stop and wonder, What the trip with the great white brother, Maybe masked man he a poofter, Try it on with surly Tonto, Let me say to mister lawman, Tonto doesn't mind, Hi ho Silver away, Ride into tomorrow today, But who was that masked man you say, That was the Lone Ranger.