I have my head in an oven and my feet in a freezer.
Therefore, statistically I'm peachy.
"87.3% of statistics are made up on the spot" - Vic Reeves
"Politicians use statistics like drunkards use lampposts: not for illumination, but for support" - Hans Kuhn
"Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that." - Homer Simpson