A dribbling fantasist who lives in his own little world where he's always right and everyone else is wrong, Spider likes to think of himself as a military strategist who makes General Custer look like Sun Tzu.
He gets his name from two previous accounts on ARRSE:
- Spider38 - who left after realising no-one liked him.
- Spider39 - who insisted he didn't have anything to do with Spider38 and left after realising that still, no-one liked him.
Also posting under the moniker "Fish and Chips", Spider insists he isn't the same broken-brained person even though he litters ARRSE with poorly spelt drivel about his favourite subjects - Boxing and the Argentinian invasion of the Falkland Islands.
- Spider38 - Hoofed.
- Spider39 - Hoofed.
- Fish and Chips - Hoofed.
- Coke_Machine - Hoofed.
- Rouge39 - (Another fantastic example of his inability to spell.)
- Deserter (suspected Sock Puppet)