It all used to be so simple in the days of the Cold War. There was Czechoslovakia and everyone knew where it was. Then the Wall came down and all these little countries appeared from nowhere, which made anyone brought up on a pre-1989 atlas look like a total Mong. Slovenia, Slovakia? Hunguslavia, Munguslavia? What the...?
Slovakia is the other 50% of the former Czechoslovakia and is certainly easier to spell. The other half is now simply the Czech Republic. Easy, eh? As for the rest? I haven't a bloody clue.
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