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Scandinavia

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Historic and geographic area in the far frozen North, generally associated with the Nordic kingdoms of Denmark, Norway and Sweden - and occasionally Finland... when it suits them.

The women are disturbingly beautiful, the men either look like interbred mongs or the Aryan Nazi master race - albiet with no sense of fashion. Everything is hideously expensive, which is why most spend their time in saunas, scoffing muesli or romping naked in the snow.

Famous Scandinavians include:

  • Lief Ericsson
  • ABBA
  • Alfred Nobel

Walts please note. The Cheap Flights banner at the head of this entry is not an offer for a jolly with Them.