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One who hails from the Southern States.

An illiterate, stupid, uneducated, person who lives in a caravan. Usually called Cletus or Billy Bob.

They hate anyone who is not like them. Being set in their own ways and being clicky, they enjoy Incest, along with firearms, the KKK and the good 'ole USA.

American Comedian Jeff Foxworthy's funniest routine is a series of questions which may reveal if you are a redneck. Some sample questions...

  • If you move your refrigerator and the grass under it has gone brown ... you might be a redneck.
  • If you can belch the alphabet ... you might be a redneck.
  • If you think the last 4 words of the Star Spangled Banner is GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES ... you might be a redneck!
  • If your honeymoon was featured in COPS ... you might be a redneck.
  • If your house isn't a home till you get the wheels off ... you might be a redneck.
  • If you have ever had to climb on a motorway overpass with a tin of paint and a brush to defend your sisters honour ... you might be a redneck.

External Links

  • Redneck Humour (The way the menu on the left works is a hoot in itself.)
  • Also known as "Rednecks" because of their mothers hitting them on the back of the head whilst repeating the mantra "Get up to town, and get a job...."