- General - Leaps multi story buildings in a single bound. Runs as fast as a high speed train. Moves faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Sometimes gives policy to GOD.
- Colonel - Leaps small buildings. Runs as a fast as a speeding bullet in sight. Walks over rivers with the aid of a Life Vest. Talks to GOD.
- Captain - Clears Nissen huts with favourable winds. Recognises a train two times out of three. Can sometimes fire a weapon. Walks through puddles. Occasionally gets an audience with GOD.
- Subaltern - Runs into the side of buildings. Says "look at the choo choo". Shouts bang bang. Makes mud castles. Takes "advice" from GOD.
- SNCO - Lifts small buildings and walks under them. Stops high speed trains with one arm. Catches speeding bullets in his teeth. Freezes water with a single glance. HE IS GOD.