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Porridge_Gun, moderator of the Aviation and QM/MT fora, is a quiet, unassuming fellow who has spent much of his life as a member of a contemplative order of non-denominational monks, devoted to the study of tolerance, moderation (appropriately enough) and goodwill. When he appears in town, clad in simple white robes to symbolise purity, he brings a smile to the faces of all the little children, whilst simultaneously moistening the gussets of their mummies' knickers.

Much like gremlins, there are three rules which must always be followed, when raising a Porridge Gun

1. Never let your Porridge Gun wear makeup

2. Never let your Porridge Gun drink alcohol

3. And whatever you do, never ever let your Porridge gun near your wives' wardrobe'