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Pink Lettuce

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(n. coll.) Female external genitalia; the labia majora.

E.g. "Are you going somewhere, Your Majesty?", "Yes Sir Michael, after those three cans of Stella I'm bursting, so I'm just orf to shake the pink lettuce..."

See also: Badly Stuffed Kebab.

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