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A vision of loveliness in Ron Hills and white stilletoes.
The wife of a soldier is a much maligned subset of the genus woman who may or may not have any of the following characteristics:
- An arse that looks like 300lbs of chewed bubblegum.
- Home made tattoos covered in plasters.
- Uses OMO washing powder.
- Conveyor of Yellow handbags.
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