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Pads Wife

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A vision of loveliness in Ron Hills and white stilletoes.

The wife of a soldier is a much maligned subset of the genus woman who may or may not have any of the following characteristics:

  • An arse that looks like 300lbs of chewed bubblegum.
  • Home made tattoos covered in plasters.
  • Uses OMO washing powder.
  • Conveyor of Yellow handbags.

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