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Sometimes called Black Gold.

Favourite thing to fight wars over. Particularly liked by moustachioed dictators and Americans.

Likely to run out in the next 20 years resulting in the UK coalfields (protected by Mrs Thatcher from the nasty NUM and Arfur) becoming a strategic reserve.