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Home of inbreeding in the West Midlands. Inhabitants of Nuneaton are either:

a. Slightly mongy


b. Gurkhas

As a consequence, there is an exceptional Nepalese restaurant in the centre of town (where you dont start trouble) ... pity about the customers.


Mostly pornographic - the town has at least two studios and numerous sex shops with three in the same street.


All major roads have been permanently congested since the locals discovered the new-fangled motor car in 2003.

Local Geography

The nearest localities are Atherstone, Hinckley, Bedworth and Gamecock Barracks.

There is also slag heap which the inhabitants have named "Mount Judd." Clearly, they have never seen a mountain.