Also known as a NAAFI pie.
A true culinary delight and staple diet of drunk squaddies, patrolling troops, the guard force and fat Ron hill-wearing wives.
Warm, soggy, greasy pie or pasty from a NAAFI vending machine or fast food counter. Contains suspicious lumps of assorted colours and textures, of wildly varying temperatures (from nearly frozen lumps through to boiling soft bits and sauce), all wrapped in deliciously oily and compressed pastry. Properly served in a paper bag or on a cardboard tray, to ensure that the greasiness is obvious to the consumer, who would otherwise think he had been sold a sub-standard growler.
There are also two veggie options: starve, or fuck off and starve.