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Middle Wicket
Slang term for Penis, Willy, Knob, Cock, King Prawn, Shrimp, Todger, John Thomas, Shlong, Pee Pee, Purple Headed Womb Broom, moisture seeking missle, Mr Happy, Dick, Percy, one eyed trouser snake, Main Vein, The Chap, Chopper, Pork Sword, Beef Bayonet, Pink Pistol, Wang
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