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Martin Bell

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How does he keep the suit clean?

Former BBC hack and independent MP. White-suited Bell is a journalist of the old style - before unpronounceable names, tits and cheekbones defined ones' suitability to appear in front of a camera.

Not that I have anything against tits and cheekbones you understand, but Matthew Amrharahawilliwallah is pushing the envelope somewhat.

Advisable to keep your distance when talking to Mr Bell, his breath could be described as being similar to someone with halitosis, who enjoys snacking on poo. Nice chap though and notable for being one of the very few politicians or journalists to have served in uniform - Bell having served in Malaya with the Suffolk Regiment, who's tie he always wears with pride.

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