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The much vaunted Israeli intelligence service.
- Don't mess with MOSSAD.
- Don't talk about MOSSAD.
- MOSSAD sees all, MOSSAD knows all.
- Got a foreskin? <yes> Don't apply! (not unless we just happen to bump into you for an innocuous delivery job that for a seriously special one-time offer you really shouldn't refuse). How nice of you! Thanks, sign here the name we told you.
- Your wife is crazy. Like we would really do that sort of crazy shit.