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Lonely Hearts

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A place where the desperate gather...

N.B. Gunny Highway will always say "Yes!"

Only the truly terrifying post in this section, starting a thread, their hearts aflutter, intentions good and hoping to find that Mr Right-in-Green.

Their posts are then ripped apart, dissected and destroyed.

Every aspect of their life and being is questioned.

The ARRSE Maidens gather like the horsemen of the apocalypse to watch and wait, the younger hungry ARRSE greenmen sniff and strut, the wiser jaded ARRSE old timers laugh and manipulate, the benevolent ARRSE moderators step in and a semblance of order returns, unlike the original poster who by now has skulked off to lick her wounds and look for love elsewhere!