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Labrador, Black, Flatulent. Nato Serial Number 6548-12-564-6599
Usually to be found causing embarrassment to young 'subbies' in the mess by means of copping off with their legs, going through the bins outside the cookhouse or curling up in its basket in the CO's office - doing exactly the opposite to a glade plug-in.
Also on issue at the officer's demobilisation centre (the secret military establishment where 'Ruperts' become Retired Officers) where it is issued along with: Blazer, Elbow Patches Leather; Smell, Strange; and War Stories, Old, Shite.
Least warry dog you can own short of a poodle.
See also Furry Crocodile.