Endlessly lampooned in Private Eye magazine for being boring and dull. He proved a lot less boring when shockingly it transpired that he'd been having a steamy affair with Edwina Currie - a former member of his Cabinet. One of those moments when the world gets its nice safe preconceptions slapped about a bit. This led to the widely appreciated joke 'What's grey and smells of curry? Answer: John Major's Penis'
Oooh yeees! Dirty bugger - and a lucky one too, as I'd certainly have given her manners - especially over the saddle of that Harley in her leathers. Saucy cow!
Here's Johnny: John Major