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Jerusalem

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Hotly contested city in Israel, Jerusalem has had more changes of management than Blackburn Rovers. It's a holy place for both Jews and Muslims and has been since the year dot. Of consequence, it's been all shit and giggles for the past two millenia. Best avoided, unless you're happy with the prospect of having some rabid follower of the faith explode his underpants whilst you're having your morning croissant.

Jerusalem is also the hideously white, middle-class anthem sang with gusto and aplomb by the Women's Institute, the lyrics of which are quite confusing, as apparently Jerusalem is somewhere in Hampshire.