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Grandslammed

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A Tri-Service rite of passage. Simultaneous and spectacular loss of control of all three orifices.

While there is no way to 'score' a Grand Slam, there are some locations and events that can cause a particular grand slam to be more memorable than others. At home and on your own is of course a bit pathetic. However introduce other peoples houses and/or many witnesses ... and then you have a recipe for a legendary GRAND slam.

Perhaps scoring table could look like this:

*Grandslamming someone elses bed.............5pts

while they are in it.........................+15pts
while having sex with them..............+50pts

*Grandslamming someone else’s livingroom..10pts

during a party..............................+25pts
on their dog/cat...........................+5pts
on their hamster...........................+10pts
on their Persian rug.......................+20pts

*In their BMW/AUDI....................................30pts

Obviously anyone who succeeds in grandslamming someone's BMW while having sex with them and their hamster on an antique Persian rug scores 110pts and gets the freedom of Aldershot (although what you would do with it is anyone's guess!)