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Home of the Master Race

Deutschland, Deutschland, From the Meuse to the Memel, From the Baltic to the Belt, Uber alles in der Welt.

Land of LOA (how much longer it will last is debatable), bullies, cheap beer, nice looking wimmin (some of whom need to shave more often), bodybuilders, tax free cars, perverts, braunschweigers, unnecessarily overcomplicated stuff, innumerable brothels, porn shops and sex clubs.

Inhabited by Boxheads, even if theyre not Nazis, theyre still Nazis

Nervous countries surrounding the Germans (having experienced the German army's busman holidays) include:

See also Ze Germans