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Gay.

1. (adj. archaic) Happy. e.g. "I'm feeling really gay today", said MDN.

2. (adj.) Crap or wet. "I'm afraid my car is a bit gay", said MDN apologetically, as he stood in front of his Toyota Corolla.

3. (n.) A homosexualist or turd burglar. e.g. "Say it now, and say it loud, I'm a gay and I'm proud", shouted MDN. See also bum bandit.


It's only gay if...

You are a giver not a receiver.

You look back over your shoulders and lick your lips. Do carry on.

You can't laugh about it in the pub afterwards with your mates.

Gayest of the Nailsest

Gay or at least Bi militarymen


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