The ARRSEPedia is the British Army encyclopedia that anyone can edit.

GILF

From ARRSEpedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
gilfpoker.jpg
What, no SR71?

Grandmothers I'd Like to Fuck

Now this is a bit of a toughie, as MILFs will invariably turn in to GILFs. And depending on when you grew up, pound to a penny all that totty is now pensionable. For example: Felicity Kendal.

Yeah, we all wanted to kick her Back Doors in back in the '70s, but now? I should coco! She's as hot as ever. She's also on the ARRSEpedia MILF list, but technically, she's a GILF - as are a few others mentioned. Honour Blackman? Yummy mummy? Try bus pass. OK, not quite pushing a zimmerframe... yet. But would you? I think you would you twisted freak - and so would I! Time to get pedantic:

  • Susannah York (for necrophiliacs)
  • Jane Fonda
  • Cheri Lunghi
  • Wendy Craig
  • Anne Robinson (just for curiosity's sake)
  • Honor Blackman
  • Diana Weston (the fit one in The Upper Hand)
  • Luren Tewes (the fit one off The Love Boat)
  • Nanette Newman (Hands that do dishes might do something else)
  • Penelope Keith (Bonnet of a Range Rover.... oh yes!)
  • Helen Mirren (thinking man's crumpet)
  • Anna Ford
  • Jenny Bond (Does her housework without knickers apparently)
  • Anita Dobson (So you thought Den was dirty?)
  • Anne Diamond (Post-spleen clamp. But then again...?)
  • Sophia Loren (Jugtastic)
  • Kiri Te Kanawa
  • Wendy Craig (In that nurse's outfit from The Royal)
  • Barbara Windsor (For old times' sake)
  • Hilary Clinton (Not sure whether she's a GILF or a MILF?)
  • Maureen Lipman (Yes... I know... but?)
  • Felicity Kendal (YUM!)
  • Bo Derek (still at least 10)
  • Raquel Welch (Oh is she still hot! and perky!!)
  • Jaclyn Smith (this angel is lasting forever!)
  • Linda Carter (how is that chest supported?)
  • Michelle Pfeiffer (I feel grubby just thinking about her)
  • Valerie Singleton (ooooohhh sticky backed plastic!)
  • Hannah Gordon (the totty next door)

[Feel free to add]

libraryimage.jpg Find out more in the Dictionary