France n. Country in Western Europe populated by hairy women in great underwear with naughty smiles and soldiered by a rarely seen and often beaten army. Thats why they use Foreigners to fight for them.
"Collaboration" is the same in English as in French so you will have no trouble making yourself understood should you visit.
French military strategy is defined as stabbing your friend in the back.
And now a little humour...
- Why are French roads lined with trees?
- So that the German Army can march in the shade.