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Four Tonner

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More correctly know as the Bedford MK, the 4 tonner is used in many roles although mostly as a troop shaker. Specifically designed to make a 5 mile drive feel like a 15 mile forced march.

Any kind of creature comforts are noticeable by their absence, and there is nothing more dreadful an experience than waking up (usually freezing) from a deep, motion-unduced sleep and realising you're in the back of one of these fuckers, you've got a Kit-Kat Arse - and you're heading for Wales.

It's also raining.

... and it's January.

Also see Bedford, Helibedford and DAF.

4 Tonner