Strange, pasty-faced inhabitants of Finland.
Land of dead Russians, beautiful women, and sozzled livers.
Useful Finnish phrases:
- Nyt kuluva on laskea yhteen kakku ja perse puolue. This is a total cake & arse party!
- Aari aivan parachutists transvestiitti? Are all paras transvestites?
The Finnish Defence Forces - if you're planning to invade, always allow more than two weeks, and avoid the mistake the Soviet Union made. While not numerous, they are nailsiest in the snow (hint: attack in the summer)!