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Felching

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An act performed between two very understanding adults, or by one bullying cnut and someone much weaker.

'With a straw extract the semen from the bottom of a freshly buggered person / dog / corpse'

This can then be kissed back to original partner (If the Felchee is alive) this is known as snowballing

Warning, prior to suggesting this to a potential feltching partner, test the ground, ie in Mcdonalds when enjoying a Thickshake ask her if she fancies having her arsehole hoovered out with the same straw.... To make it more romantic wear a crimpolene suit and stetson


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