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That portion of the Earth's landmass generally defined by the Atlantic Ocean to the west; the Ural Mountains to the east; the Mediterranean Sea to the south and sundry bits of Occidental Asia on the margins.

Popularly named from Europa, the daughter of a Phonecian king who reputedly introduced the alphabet to the Greeks.

Europa's main claim to fame, however, is that she was, "seduced," by Zeus - who had taken the form of a bull for the occasion (being the Grande Fromage of a pantheon of gods opens up so many opportunities). The place Zeus took her (in the biblical as well as geographic sense) now bearing her name.