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Environmental Health Officer

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They smell of drains.

Another one of the Health and Safety brigade.

They have usually accrued many qualifications that they like to tell others about, and will often be found lurking around the back of the officer's mess kitchen near the drains. They have a need to keep odd looking pets and are fond of experimentation.