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Generally better accom than JHQ, Roermond (Holland) is just 15 mins or 15 eur cab ride away and contains lots of innocent Dutch crumpet. Also Wildenrath (married quarter area {there are also MQ on Bruggen Belsen/Elmpt station itself} 20 mins from Elmpt/Bruggen station) has a number of brothels in close proximity, including hareems amongst others... Bracht is another MQ area with brothel and kebab shop within 5 mins walk... Note - all the residents of Bracht eerily look alike and have pointy heads. Also note that the majority of residents in Bracht are seniors(please refer to the famous wanking monkeys of Gibraltar) as they don't want to mix with the likes of us.