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Duffdike

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Attending Sandhurst somewhat before it was built and managing to miss both World Wars "I've got a dodgy back, Colonel" and with the stuffed opinions normally found on the old'n'not-very-bold after their forth or fifth port on a Friday afternoon, Duffdike earned his legend through his ability to kill any thread with a single post. Although that didn't stop him coming back to mutilate the corpse if anybody tried to resurrect it.

Although not a Guards officer, he served with them. He was a General's aide, or so he claims.

First ever holder of the "Cock but harmless" shoulder patch, a still-to-be-revealed hideous error has led to his account's suspension. For his safety, we hope he hasn't been imprisoned with MDN.