02:00-04:00 and 04:00-06:00 hrs.
Whether manning the sentry posts or the Command Posts, this is the ideal time to catch up on 'personal admin' - especially if in the CP, i.e. a bollocky wash followed by a sly one off the wrist while perusing the CP porn stash.
The danger wank is an ideal way of passing the time during the death stag slot. You can also liven things up by simply calling the sentry into the CP for a hot brew (via his radio) just as you are naked and approaching the vinegar stroke. This provides an an amusing distraction from the exercise, and in no time at all you'll be the talk of the squadron... if not the entire regiment. Wear a respirator for extra effect.
Also known as the Drag Stag.
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