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State you end up in when your time upon this planet runs out.

Well...where do we start? Moses, Shakespeare, Bobby Moore and all the greats are now.... well.... expired. So if it's happened to them it's probably going to happen to the rest of us.

In the words of my mate Jeff; " I want to be shot by a jealous husband at the age of 98." Just about sums it up I suppose.

Some people believe (not Walt Disney, I hasten to add) that if they are frozen in a Cryonic Chamber shortly after death, they could be brought back to life by adding jump leads to their corpse and administering a swift 350,000 volt enema

After Death, you may be required to explain ALL your actions to God... Bugger, thats going to be one hell of an Interview Without Coffee!

Monty Python skit about death...

The Dead Parrot Sketch