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Data

Either:

a. Stuff sent over the electric telephone / wireless / internet that isn't speech

b. The vaguely green looking bloke off Start Trek:The Next Generation

Civilian Data

This really falls into just two categories: Money and crimes.

  • Crimes: Held on police, social services and the News of the World computers. Errors here allow criminals/rapists/Paedophiles back into the community and illegal immigrants to wander freely throughout the land.
  • Money: Held on bank, Inland Revenue and identity theft criminals computers. Mistakes or crimes here allow loss of your money without your wallet being touched. All your savings are held as a binary number (ie 1001010101010 = 4778) that people who really should be working in Burger King get to fiddle with. Want to hide your money under the mattress yet?