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A culinary Genius, an Army chef is the purveyor of quality foodstuffs providing the the high culinary standards of gourmet chefs in posh restaurants.


A food mangler, someone who can turn treasure to trash, a Ration assassin, uncomplimentary but highly accurate descriptions of an Army chef. Also known as a Slop Jockey, Bait Layer or Cabbage Mechanic.

Remember verbally insulting Slop Jockeys is not clever, remember who you were gobbing off at when you're next chuckin your scran down your fat heads!!! Beware the Army chefs and their special sauce.