Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys
|Je suis désolé, j'ai humide mon pantalon.|
Otherwise known as the French.
Good at making cheese.
Use Foreigners to fight for them.
Except say, the Hundred Years War where they edged our England in sheer bloody mindedness (but they were led by a woman ... who could only be better than their normal commanders, and she was a saint so they had an unfair advantage).
It might be unfair to consider just one war so lets consider their entire body of work.
Page dedicated to French Surrender here