Brown Sauce

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Tears of the Gods themselves.

It is in fact a brown liquid goo comprised of molasses, vinegar and the tears of virgins. Of which no fried breakfast, bacon or sausage bap is complete without. Can be seen consumed in vast amounts by builder and lorry driver types in civvy street.

A handful of sachets swiped from the cookhouse and stuffed into webbing pouches makes any FTX bearable. Strongly advised not to place in jacket pockets due to explosive package failure when going prone in a hurry.

Traditionally British, but now made in Holland...