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A veritable oasis of peace, tranquillity and comfort in which to Ease Springs and dispense a Thora hurd, Eartha Kitt or Compo Anaconda into pristine porcelain in warmth and privacy, as opposed to wandering off into the bushes in the rain for a Shovel Recce watched by a thousand unseen eyes.

See Also Lavatory, Throne, Porcelain Charger, Great White Telephone.