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Bio-Medical Scientist

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We are men of science and are not tempted by pleasures of the flesh. yeah right!

Our job is varied, we deal with blood transfusion (crossmatch blood to patients bleeding), haematology (count your red blood cells or say if you've an infection), biochemistry (tell if you've been on the piss for too long), microbiology (count yer sperms and say if you've a dose) and histology (cut up your body bits the Dr cut out of you!).

Want a degree? Want to work in a profession that is 80% female? Then this is the job for you!

Did I also mention operational deployments at 2 weeks notice to fecking shitholes as well......well that too!!!!!!

Biomedical Scientist/Vet scientist in OTC AKA Failed medic/Failed vet