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Beer

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Introduction

One of the staples of the British soldier's life, beer is a simple wholesome product, made by fermenting sugars extracted from malted wheat or barley together with hops, for flavour, and water; maturing it to improve the taste; and thus creating a drink which, at its best, can set your eyeballs revolving in different directions whilst you are simultaneously convinced that you are:

  • Rambo
  • The Greatest Lover since Casanova
  • The Greatest Singer since Elvis
  • The Greatest Dancer since Fred Astaire (or John Travolta, if you're that way inclined)
  • Irresistable to all women
  • Witty just like Oscar Wilde
  • Able to stand
  • Cyril Clunge

Types of Beer