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Self expression, artistic bent and being a smart arrse in one.

A growth of hair on the face.

This could be anything from a sculpted goatee of the French artist to that of a muslim imam which is likely to be something you could hide a badger in.

Its an opportunity in this rule ridden world to express oneself in a manner that the feckers cant do anything about. Still doesn't make it cool though!

A moustache with a beer-gut.

A woman pretending to be 'with' a bloke who is gay is said to be his 'beard'.