|Self expression, artistic bent and being a smart arrse in one.|
A growth of hair on the face.
This could be anything from a sculpted goatee of the French artist to that of a muslim imam which is likely to be something you could hide a badger in.
Its an opportunity in this rule ridden world to express oneself in a manner that the feckers cant do anything about. Still doesn't make it cool though!
A moustache with a beer-gut.