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Bacon Grill

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Ah! a pink, amorphous mass of (possibly) meat based protein that frequently appeared in ration packs before they started catering for herbivores and others requiring freak food.

Bacon Grill and Bacon Burgers could be eaten cold out of the tin but if you wanted to lose an hour of your life and waste an acre of grass cleaning your mess tins, then it could be fried in the fat that oozed out from the tin.

On a cold winter morning it tasted like the food of the gods although it was probably 70% lips and ears packed out with sawdust and crematorium sweepings.

Not to be confused with his older brother Bear Grylls.

Post exercise a popular dish was Naafi Tart